VERBAL ABUSE
PHYSICAL ABUSE
DRUNK
WON’T LISTEN
ROUGH INSTEAD OF ROMANTIC
WON’T TAKE A BATH
KNOW IT ALL
EXTREMELY JEALOUS
OVER PROTECTIVE AND POSSESSIVE
PARANOID
LIES ABOUT MONEY
NEEDS A MOTHER NOT A WIFE
HAS TOO MANY FEMALE FRIENDS
STAYS OUT TO LATE WITH THE BOYS (OR GIRLS)
CAN’T RELATE TO HER FEMININE SIDE
WON’T TAKE HER OUT ANYMORE
SPENDS TOO MUCH MONEY WITHOUT CONSULTING HER
CAN’T QUIT DOING DRUGS AND STUFF
NEVER CLEANS UP AFTER HIMSELF
THINKS HE MARRIED A MAID INSTEAD OF A MAIDEN
HIS I LOVE YOUS AREN’T VERY CONVINCING ANYMORE
HIS FEEL AND TOUCH HAS BECOME A PAT AND RUN
HE DOESN’T SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH YOU ANYMORE
HE TALKS BUT HE WON’T COMMUNICATE
HE IS NOT VERY SENSITIVE OR UNDERSTANDING
HE SCREAMS AT THE KIDS
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